There are some songs that are on almost every wedding playlist ever, and they do get people dancing enthusiastically, so we’re not judging you for having them (honest). But they’re just the worst.

10. I Gotta Feeling – The Black Eyed Peas

This is a wedding not a pre-drink sesh before heading out to Paceville in 2009.

9. Every Breath You Take – The Police

This is a song about a stalker.

8. YMCA – The Village People

Young man…there’s no need to put this on your playlist.

7. The Chicken Dance

The only acceptable chickens at weddings are served on skewers.

6. We Like To Party – The Vengaboys

The Vengabus is NOT welcome at your wedding.

5. Macarena – Los Del Rio

Besides the dance moves which resemble the wallet-keys-mobile check you do before leaving the house, this song is about Macarena, a woman who’s happy that her boyfriend is out of town so that she can sleep with his friends.

4. Cha Cha Slide – Mr C The Slide Man

Cha Cha Slide was released in 1998 but still nobody has figured out what you’re supposed to do during ‘Charlie Brown’.

3. Kanye West – Golddigger

Awkward.

2. Gangnam Style – PSY

Absolutely not.

1. Gloria Gaynor – I Will Survive

Great song but it’s also the ultimate life-after-a-bruising-breakup tune so best to skip.