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The 12 weirdest Maltese baby names of 2015

Lots of Maltese babies in 2015 were saddled with unusual, strange and sometimes downright bizarre names. Leaving out the ones that are obviously foreign, here are OurWedding’s favourite tongue-twisters from the Public Registry.

Leta Storm
This is a pretty badass name. If this kid doesn’t grow up to be a rock star, a bounty hunter or the wife of a future Kardashian-West, that’s a lot of potential gone to waste.
Jack Daniel
Go home, mother, you’re drunk.
Zeshinzer
See above.
Defne
More like Definitely Not.
Xemx
Indeed, a baby with a bright future ahead of them.
Thisseanne
The baby’s parents may have been worried about their child getting lost in a sea of Annes at school. “Which Anne? Ohh, Thisseanne.”
Zakishyia-Ann
“Which Ann? Ohh, Zakishyia-Ann.”
Carleshian
The perfect name to express your love for Danish beer and the Kardashian dynasty all in one go.
Cerelia
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but surely this is a step too far.
Clayona Carrielis
There’s just so much going on here I don’t even know where to begin.
Schneider
Why are German surnames so appealing to Maltese parents as first names? Why???
Dyk
Please take a moment to think about what you’ve done.